your dreams they want to tickle me

"she liquidated the pegasi." - gina

"do i smell... farce?" - claire

terribly alike odd couple.  (white, off white.  tall, slightly shorter.)

"i'll have a piece of salad."

"she's 89 and in a bridge club.  her last two partners died and now no one will play with her."

variations on saturday night fever;
saturday night ebola
saturday night hepatitus b

"you took me from a simple personality flaw to one of the seven deadly sins?" - kate

a teacher who passes out gold stars & post-its with "no" on them.

kate: philly hates me.
meghan: who cares? they invented the cheese steak.

"we could mash it in a hhwheat grinder." - kate

if slutty angela was a nun, and had to be called "sister slutty angela".

basing life decisions on ABBA songs.

"i don't want to break up with him.  i'm hoping he'll just break up with himself." - claire

"you're getting so old, we're going to have to start carrying you in a basket." - claire

spiderman whispering "spiderman" when he does something important.

someone trying to pay for licorice with not enough money, and having to make up for it by marrying the owner's son.  i.e;
"can i have this licorice?"
"you're going to marry my son."

"i can't be someone's mom.  i fall so much." - kristin

Maude: I should like to change into a sunflower most of all. They’re so tall and simple.
What flower would you like to be?

Harold: I don't know. One of these, maybe.

Maude: Why do you say that?

Harold: Because they’re all alike.

Maude: Oooh, but they’re not. Look. See, some are smaller, some are fatter, some grow to the left, some to the right, some even have lost some petals. All kinds of observable differences. You see, Harold, I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this, [she points to a single daisy] yet allow themselves be treated as that [she gestures to a field of daisies].

*     *     *

Maude: What a fuss this is -- so unnecessary.

Harold: Don't die, Maude, for Christ’s sake.

Maude: Oh, Harold -- oh, don't upset yourself so.

Harold: I love you. I love you!

Maude: Oh, Harold... That's wonderful. Go and love some more.

packing's dumb.

i hope it worked, postsecret.

also; i got 100% on a math test today.
this whole "focusing" things is pretty nice.

ask me a question so i have something to write about. 

"you have a great, quirky energry, mixed with perfect comedic timing." - mauralea
"you have a great, quirky energy i'd love to cast in something." - martha irving
"you have a great, quirky energy." - samantha wilson

5 HAIKUS, A CINQUAIN AND A DOUBLE CINQUAIN; from english class.

still cement streetlamps
dashing madly past speckle puddles
willows drop wet kisses

pastel teacup float
lost rose petals on parade
a dewdrop dream stop

dusty peppermint
veil, drooping lacy branches
blinding lilac mist

wind swept stained glass wings
awaken in tinsel gowns
emerald eyes spark

fast! buzzing through broken
glass, piercing winter daggers
frosted ice shimmers blue

moonlight
winking star sky
smoky constellations
stars blink and flicker, ashes fall
shadows

summertime wave
tanned legs splashing on floating docks
pulling me in by the collar of my shirt
sandy jeans cuffs, empty cream soda cans, discarded cookie dough
fish past our feet

"When I think about my own death, I don't console myself with the ideas that my descendants and my books and all that will live on.  Anybody with any sense knows that the whole solar system will go up like a celluloid collar by-and-by.  I honestly believe, though, that we are wrong to think that moments go away, never to be seen again.  This moment and every moment lasts forever." - Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut
1922-2007.

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."
- Jack Kerouac, 'On the Road'

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE.
HAPPYHAPPYBIRTHDAY.
CLAIRECLAIRECLAIRE.

give me a date , from 1991 up until now
i.e:  march 18th , 2003
& i'll write a poem or essay or scene or something from that day.
merci!

"Hey remember the time when I found a human tooth down on Delancey
Hey remember that time we decided to kiss anywhere except the mouth
Hey remember that time when my favorite colors were pink and green
Hey remember that month when I only ate boxes of tangerines
So cheap and juicy, tangerines

Hey remember that time when I would only read Shakespeare
Hey remember that other time when I would only read the backs of cereal boxes
Hey remember that time I tried to save a pigeon with a broken wing
A street cat got him by morning and I had to bury pieces of his body in my building's playground
I thought I was going to be sick, I thought I was going to be sick"
- 'that time' , regina spektor

heyy , remember that time when i could use my own words? that was a great time.

merry christmas eve!

i made a livejournal for my photography!
i.e. pitterpattertea !
do it. do it UP , even.  if you want to go that far.  which i'd apprectiate.  [for reals.]

emma at cabin coffee avec her cow eyes.



sarah.



zach and jessica like to touch-love.


connor wearing funny glasses.


claire and i tend to die.


nick and kristin make everything smile. ever.


massage lines , this time excluding bing crosby.


LOOOOVE. snowstorm.


emma and jesse. pretty self-explanitory.

"autumn leaves"

i'm a cuckoo - belle & sebastian
when the president talks to god - bright eyes
the world at large - modest mouse
all i can say is that my life is pretty plain - blind melon
terrible angels - cocorosie
my little corner of the world - yo la tengo
over and over again - clap your hands say yeah
maybe this christmas - ron sexsmith
michigan state - devandra banhart
lucky number nine - the moldy peaches
shooting star - elliott smith
shut up and kiss me - pony up!
if she wants me - belle & sebastian
let it die - feist
musicbox - regina spektor
come on! feel the illinoise - sufjan stevens
these days - mates of state
hide and seek - imogen heap
love goes home to paris in the spring - magnetic fields
♥